Hello, this is the 'official' Radiohead website. We apologise about how long it takes us to update it. We also hope that you like it, and that it's worth the money it costs on the phone. If you'd like to get in touch with anyone responsible for the site, the best thing to do is e-mail W.A.S.T.E. and they can forward mail to us. Please don't overdo it, though, as it's as much as we can do to get up in the morning.
Best thing to do, to view this site to its optimum feelgood quotient, is to use the menu bar at the top of your screen to select OPTIONS and turn off the directory buttons and location. You know where you are. The site was written and designed using primarily Simpletext and checked on Netscape, but Microsoft Explorer is probably okay too. There is no need to download any plugins and there aren't any java things except on the WASTE site and I didn't do much of that because I'm stupid. We have made the download times for images as short as life, but please be patient if things get slow. Alternatively, simply go to FILE on the menu bar and go to quit. Then you can get up from in front of this computer and think about some other things. It's your call, as the Vodaphone adverts say. In England, anyway. If you hear any particularly crass copylines from adverts, ones that really annoy you, perhaps you should write to the company and tell them. Or boycott their products. Or become a hermit and throw your tee vee out. As a last resort, go to the company HQ and ...............................

There are swear words and cuss words and probably blasphemous words/phrases contained within this site. In no way do we accept any responsibility for your kids growing up to be foul-mouthed or in any manner impolite. Bye.

Website Content and Design and Writing of Code etc: Stanley Downward & Docktor Tchock & Matt Bale.
Restraint and Control etc: Most of the people we know.
W.A.S.T.E. online shopfitters: Musiconline & Melanie & Mich.