I can't really help very much.
If you are new to the meandering morass that has traditionally comprised the Radiohead website, the W.A.S.T.E. button will take you to a place where you can buy Radiohead and W.A.S.T.E. merchandise, should you wish. There are some brand new things there. AND there is now an online shopping option which is, um, desperately modern.
The button that says THEME PARK will take you to the Radiohead website, which, BE WARNED, has no guitar tabs or photos or anything like that. There are a number (actually a lot) of 'unofficial' websites that provide all that and more. THANKS to everyone who works on any of those sites. You do fab stuff. Many of the sites are brilliant and offer WAV files and audio clips and chatrooms and all sorts of crazy things. Our site is not like that. It's also very linear in places, so if you don't want to wade through all this next time you come here (assuming that you will want to repeat this experience) please bookmark anywhere that seems useful.
The MORE INFO button should speak for itself.
The NO DATA button goes to the NO DATA site. This is a heavily gif-based site so be patient.
You might like it, as the Doctor Pepper adverts say. In England, anyway. Bye.



If it is a more personal kind of help you are after (in Scotland, Wales or England),
the number for the Samaritans is 0345 909090. Their web address is