Well, it really could be simple, but we haven't found out anything about secure encryption or anything like that. So the ordering process for these clothes remains as convoluted and insane (yet quaintly efficient) as ever. One day, we'll sort it all out and you won't be able to distinguish us from any of the other grasping corporate slackwits who clog up the net. Still, as it is:

If you want an order form/catalogue, and/or would like to become a member of w.a.s.t.e. PLEASE send your LAND/POSTAL/MAILING address to this e-mail address:

stuff@wasteproducts.demon.co.uk

It is most helpful if when leaving your details to include the following;

Your name
The place that stuff can be delivered to
(house, street, town, county/state, postal/zip code, country).

You might be at college or at a mate's house. How can we know? We don't. But if you are in that kind of situation, TELL US WHEN YOU MOVE, and we'll send stuff to your new address.
IN BOTH CASES, PLEASE STATE CLEARLY WHAT IT IS THAT YOU WANT.
WE DO HATE TO WASTE OUR W.A.S.T.E.


If you would like to write to the band then please use this e-mail address:
radiohead@fanclub.demon.co.uk


The address to write to if this is just an annoying excursion into 'cyberspace' (urrrrgggggh) is:

W.A.S.T.E. PRODUCTS
PO BOX 322
OXFORD
OX4 1EY
ENGLAND


Thanks for your time. I hope it's been worth it.